These are just a few of the words used to describe the awe-inspiring, breathtaking, Overtly Pretentious Honey Wines from Lord Colchester.
Available only at Colchester's Mead Hall, these exquisite beverages are hand bottled, hand corked, and hand labeled.
Are they worth it? You bet your left monocle they are.
So, join us at Lord Colchester's Birthday Bash for your first chance to savor this preposterous product!